Gang Bangs and Drug Rangs

Well, the area is shady all right. And it doesn't help the situation.
After a long day at Arlington National Cemetery and the various wings of the enormously large Smithsonian institution I managed to misplace my modifiers in an epic battle of life and slightly less life. That damned Air and Space museum, being so damnably damned it all interesting. Anyway, I had been dragging my modifier(by modifier I mean composition notebook) around with me all day, takin' notes about topics of great magnitude and pennin' lyrics of the utmost importance to the great plethora that is our fan base, when I was suddenly and profoundly drawn to the book store. I must have accidentally bartered off my brilliant lyrics in exchange for some little trinket during one of my periodic fits of insanity.
To top that all off, gang activity between red and blue is making it nigh impossible to get me a new one at "The Shady Lady" (our apt pseudonym for the nearby gas station).

Other than that, whenever happenstance grants you chance to check out the D.C. area, I recommend you prowl the mall and spend a full day in each of the museums. Lots of good lyrics come out of Neanderthals.
Look out for a cemetery themed song, too.
Peace out.